Sunday, February 12, 2006
A writer's worst nightmare!
> The 'Perfect Password'
> A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
> appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he
> would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log
> on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would
> try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So,
> when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it
> plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each
> letter out loud as he typed ....
> P... E... N... I... S.
> His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
> *** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.
5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Now send this to people that you know who you know could use a laugh!
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